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In the last issue of THE VOICE we featured Linda’s “Funny Face”… the pictures that weren’t quite meant to be, but are silly and endearing just the same! We asked you, the fans, to help us caption these photos in the “Funny Face Caption Contest” and did we ever get some doozies! Here are the winning captions. Enjoy!
“It just drives me crazy when they don’t even know how to work their own cameras!” (submitted by Gail Simpson from Ohio ) |
 “Under this cap lies a brain as big as the state of Minnesota!” (submitted by Brian Jywarski from New York) |
 “I told John Oddo that I have to breathe at least once during a song or my eyes will pop out of their sockets!” (submitted by Gail Simpson from Ohio) |
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 “What do you mean white’s not my color?” (submitted by Gail Simpson from Ohio) |
 “They say my singing is Mmmmmm Mmmmmm good…” (submitted by Mary Butler from Florida) |
 “Uh, where’d you get that picture of me in the corset at the Red Rat?” (submitted by Charles of Boca) |
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 Anything you can sing I can sing louder!” (submitted by Gail Simpson from Ohio) |
 “MMMMMM! I love the smell of coffee in the morning!” (submitted by Mary Butler from Florida) |
 “Don’t shoot until you see the whites of my eyes!” (submitted by Brian Jywarski from New York) |
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 “When you hold notes as long as I do, you HAVE to have good teeth!” (submitted by Jayson Whitelock from California) |
 “I didn’t remember the lyrics to that song so I just made them up in my own foreign language! Do you think they noticed?!” (submitted by Gail Simpson from Ohio) |
 “Woo! I think the baby just pooped.” (submitted by Mike Berg from New York) |
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 “This applause isn’t that great. I think I’ll take a little cat nap before my next number!” (submitted by Gail Simpson from Ohio) |
 “It hurts so bad when you swallow a microphone! Poor me!” (submitted by Jayson Whitelock from California) |
 “Who gave you permission to video this performance?” (submitted by Gail Simpson from Ohio) |
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 “What? Those are horse burgers?!” (submitted by Charles of Boca) |
 “You think maybe I should stop singing those high notes? I just made my own ears pop!” (submitted by Antje Bruck from Canada) |
 “Do you really think I’m taller than Michael?!” (submitted by Jayson Whitelock from California) |
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 “See if you can hold that note on your clarinet longer than me, David Mann!” (submitted by Gail Simpson from Ohio) |
 “I am telling you unequivocally that blonds have more fun!” (submitted by Ginny Smith from Florida) |
 “You want to take a picture with me AGAIN?!” (submitted by Brian Jywarski from New York) |
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